They Can Go F**k Themselves! Round 2 Samuelsson Calendar Wallpaper!!!

Apr 28th, 2010 by Sean Ovariez | Wallpaper

Round 2′s just around the corner so we figured we’d feature round 1′s clear MVP! Let’s hope Samuelsson has the same impact that he did in the 1st round! Why a collage? Because I couldn’t find a f’n single good quality picture!

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Game 5 Recap – Not So Quick

Apr 25th, 2010 by Tonyz Tanti | Game Recap

Game 5 was the first one sided game of this entertaining series. For the first time in the series, Roberto Luongo clearly outplayed Jonathan Quick, who was chased in the second period. For the second game in a row, the Canucks power play equaled the Kings power play, perhaps indicating that this penalty killing jinx is at least close to ending.

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Samuelsson Hurt, Grabner Re-called, and Everyone Hates Cooke

Mar 18th, 2010 by Tonyz Tanti | Random Thoughts

After calling the Canucks “Cup pretenders” last Friday, I must admit that I was starting to believe they were contenders with one of the most impressive outings of the season against the Senators on Saturday followed up by a 1st period knockout of the Calgary Flames the next day. But then came the Islanders game on Tuesday night. Now I’m not suggesting that Canucks fans should begin panicking about this team because of it, but it certainly didn’t help. Another thing that didn’t help was losing first star of the week, Mikael Samuelsson. He’ll be gone 2-3 weeks with a shoulder injury or so we’re told (and we’ve been lied to before, see Dan Cloutier). With that said, here are a few random thoughts going through my head as the playoffs loom:

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Team Sweden Roster Announced and Samuelsson is Pissed

Dec 28th, 2009 by Tonyz Tanti | 2010 Olympics

The defending Olympic champions, Team Sweden, announced their 23 man roster on Sunday. The Swedes are flying a bit under radar at the moment, as a lot of their top players from years past are now retired or nearing retirement: Mats Sundin, Peter Forsberg and Nicklas Lidstrom.

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What’s Wrong With this Team?

Oct 6th, 2009 by Tonyz Tanti | Bandwagon Douchebaggery, Game Recap

They’re 0-3 and in less than one week have gone from cup contenders to talentless bums (according to the bandwagon douchebags anyways). Well, the fact of the matter is that this team isn’t as good as those early season predictions (loyal Canuckz.com readers already knew this after reading this post) and they’re not as bad as their 0-3 record suggests.

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Drop the Puck!!!

Oct 1st, 2009 by Tonyz Tanti | Special Feature

It’s finally here. Game 1 of the 2009-10 season and I’m going to say it. The Canucks are overrated. Not that I don’t think they have a good team, but this is getting ridiculous.

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Meet the New Guy

Jul 6th, 2009 by Tonyz Tanti | Free Agency

On Friday, the Canucks signed right winger Mikael Samuelsson to a 3 year contract paying him $2.5 million a season. This brings a few different things to the team.

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